Are You Alive? That's ILLEGAL!

Were you born?  Then you OWE the government.

Breathing has a price.  Not the price of having to support yourself.  Not the price of working to pay for your food, shelter, clothing.  

Breathing is a TAXABLE action.  Your heartbeat is TAXABLE.  Your autonomic nervous system OWES THE GOVERNMENT.

And you will be jailed if you don't pay them for the fact that you exist.

Welcome to the New World Order, you sons of bitches.  Now pay up  or else!!!!

Render unto Caesar what belongs to Caesar.  Rend unto God what belongs to God.  But what if Caesar says he's God, and a bunch of idiots worship him?

Thank you Progressives.  You're beating down the door to hell itself.